The BAGPIPE and the
FIDDLE
(Catch words: bagpipe, balloon god, fairness)
Sanjay Adhiakri
There is a heated argument between the BAGPIPE and the
FIDDLE
FIDDLE
What are you? A wheezing old man?
BAGPIPE
What about you? Some shrieking
taut strings?
FIDDLE
This needs to be settled.
BAGPIPE
Let us invoke our gods.
FIDDLE
I have none.
BAGPIPE
I have one.
FIDDLE
Call him. He’ll be fair if he is
a god.
(BAGPIPE
invokes the BALLOON GOD)
BAGPIPE & FIDDLE
(FIDDLE just lip syncs)
Tell us O MIGHTY. Who is better?
BALLOON GOD
Of course BAGPIPE…
(Breaks
into a convulsion of laughter. BAGPIPE joins him)
FIDDLE
You corrupt gas bags; you are nothing but full of lies and
sham…
(Amidst
the derision FIDDLE goes Irish)
Thanks. But I don't write anymore. And I do not/did not write anything that merits publication.
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